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[u-kiss!fic] u-msn

title: u-msn
author: crissixx
rating: T
genre: crack
pairing(s): soohyun/kiseop, implied kibum/kevin, implied eli/dongho
summary: what u-kiss does on msn. you have to wonder how sane they are, really.


xander: hi, ga jeh. :D
victoria: hi! what's up?
xander: i'm coming to visit for new year! do you have any lor bak go for me? :D
victoria: oh, sorry, we ate it all ^^
xander: diuuuuuu! ga jeh, nei deem gai mm lau d lor bak go bei ngo ah! D:
victoria: you said you didn't swear!! >:OO was it eli? who taught you swear words!?

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victoria: we left some candy in the candy box for you when you come back, xander.
xander: orly? 8D what type of candy??? sugus??? i loooove sugus. ^^~
victoria: durian candy!!!! ^^
xander: omg sis i hate you.
xander: almost as much as i hate durian candy. DD:<

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kibum: get off my show hyung, omg.
hyungjoon: oh kibummieeee, you know that i'm the one that brings all your ratings up.
kibum: you are not dongho.
hyungjoon: but i'm the one that made you famous! :D
kibum: that is not true >: |||
hyungjoon: i googled "kim kibum" and it came up with shinee's key and super junior's kibum.
kibum: who the hell is super junior's kibum.
hyungjoon: then i yahoo'ed "u-kiss kibum" and it came up with hyungjoon's brother.
kibum: wtf is yahoo you freak.
kibum: and i still don't know super junior had someone called kim kibum. did he die a few years ago or something?
hyungjoon: why are you related to me again.
hyungjoon: if you can memorise all the members of super junior's names in a week, i will buy you something from louis vuitton.
kibum: 8DDDDDD OMG FOR REAL!!!!
hyungjoon: no.

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xander: kibum, please tell me why we have such mean siblings again >_<
kibum: we're u-kiss. u-kan't-iscape-scary-siblings.
xander: T__T

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victoria: DAD, SOMEONE TAUGHT ALEXANDER SWEAR WORDS!!!!
anthony: what happened? :O
victoria: he said "diu"!
anthony: ...
anthony: ...
anthony: ...
victoria: what.
anthony: ...that was me, sorry.
victoria: OMG YOU CORRUPTED OUR XANDER OMG DAD I'M BLOCKING YOU OKAY.
anthony: i'm right in the room next to yours.
victoria: HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!!!!1

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kevin: kibum-hyung~ did you hear? super junior's going to taiwan! can we watch them? :D
kevin: oh but kibum's not going to be there :( i like him
kibum: what.
kevin: you know, super junior's kim kibum? he's so coooool~
kibum: CAN EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT SUPER JUNIOR'S KIM KIBUM OKAY PLEASE.
kevin: soooo...
kevin: can we go see them? :)
kibum: kevin if you ask that one more time, you cannot lay a finger on me for a whole month.
kevin: :(((( but you know you can't resist me.

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eli: dongho, get here.
eli: you left a plate of spaghetti on my bed.
dongho: oh, could you bring it out to me here?
eli: hdu, i'm your hyung!
dongho: but i'm more mature than you.
eli: fffff, as if.
dongho: yes.
eli: why are you such a brat, omg.
dongho: i saw you on pops in seoul. i had no idea what you were saying but you were hella aaaawkwaaaard.
eli: gtfo.
dongho: :D

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eli: dongho's bullying me!
kibum: orly? :D
eli: ...who are you and what have you done to kibum?
kibum: i'm kevin~ ^^
eli: bye.

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kiseop: hi um
kiseop: i love you.
soohyun: i love you too.
kiseop: okay.
soohyun: bye.
kiseop: bye.

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kibum: hey man i have a plan.
xander: RHYME
kibum: for real.
xander: about what?
kibum: to change u-kan't-iscape-scary-siblings to u-kould-irritate-said-siblings
xander: omg lolololol you are amazing!!!~

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xander: ga jeeehhhh! i bought you a scarf~ ^^~
victoria: omg xander! <3 thank youuuuuu!
xander: but only if you buy me lor bak go and candy and icecream. and you have to treat me to yum cha!
victoria: ...i can feel my wallet shrivelling in terror.
xander: thanks sis! :DDD

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kibum: hey hyung.
kibum: i have a fanclub.
hyungjoon: nothing compared to mine though! :P
kibum: oh really? how many members in yours?
hyungjoon: 24534634.
kibum: yeah, well, i have 24534635.
hyungjoon: ...!!!!!! WHAT!!!! :OOOOO
hyungjoon: impossible.
kibum: nah, screencap right here.

kibum is sending the file "i have more fans than hyung.jpg" to hyungjoon.
hyungjoon received the file "i have more fans than hyung.jpg"

hyungjoon: photoshopped.
kibum: nah, here's the link: http://u-kiss_kibum_fanclub.com
hyungjoon: impossible-
hyungjoon: what-
hyungjoon: hyungjoon, you got owned.
hyungjoon: this is hyunjoong by the way.
kibum: even your leader agrees with me :D
hyungjoon: i hate you all!!!!1 :(

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kibum: hey mate thanks for getting nichkhun to tell all his fanclub members to join my fanclub!
soohyun: no problemmmmmmmm;alskdjdf
kibum: ...what's going on there?

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dongho: hyung there are suspicious noises coming from soohyun-hyung and kiseop-hyung's room.
kibum: oh is that what he's doing. D:
kibum: ...he should thank me for setting them up
dongho: you should thank him for getting your fanclub set up.

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dongho: hyung there are suspicious noises coming from soohyun-hyung and kiseop-hyung's room.
kevin: DDDD:
kevin: wait omg for real it's about time :DDDD

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dongho: hyung there are suspicious noises coming from soohyun-hyung and kiseop-hyung's room.
xander: O___________________________O
xander: WHAT IS THIS WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN WHY DID THEY NOT TELL MEEEE~~~ >_<

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dongho: hyung there are suspicious noises coming from soohyun-hyung and kiseop-hyung's room.
eli: ...what.
eli: omg tmi magnae tmi.
dongho: wrong response hyung D:
eli: oh okay.
eli: i'm in my room.
dongho: :D

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xander: hey sis~
victoria: hey xander!
xander: someone accidentally gave the scarf to isak-noona ^^;
victoria: that's okay, someone accidentally ate all the candy ^^
xander: omg ga jeh ngo ho mm jung yee nei! T__T
victoria: joking lol, we have a secret stash
xander: OMG NOONA I LOVE YOU~~~~~~~ i was joking too ^^
victoria: lol i love you too dongsaeng! <3
victoria: btw... did dad accidentally teach you any more swearwords? <_<
xander: shiiiit, you found out?! O_O
victoria: ...

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"diuuuuuu! ga jeh, nei deem gai mm lau d lor bak go bei ngo ah!" - "fuck! sis, why didn't you leave any radish cake for me?"
"ga jeh ngo ho mm jung yee nei!" - "sis, i really don't like you!"
and anthony is their dad, i think.
Tags: #oneshotwonder, radio_crissixx, x: for boy/boy, x: for laughter
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